Men, we all joke about the “contracts” that some of our mates seem to be tied to by their partners, and one such contract went viral this weekend, and damn!!! It has to be from a desi chick lol!
So here is the story in full of what happened.
A man traded in his car, and accidentally left a list of relationship ‘rules’ that were written by his girlfriend inside the vehicle.
A Twitter user with the handle @kkeyes96 found this contract and uploaded it onto the social media site, however it went so viral that he was forced to delete the original tweet. It turns out that people mistakenly thought that the girlfriend in the tweet was his.
Here’s the original photograph along with the breakdown of the rules.
All we cab say is Damnnnnnnn dude, what did you do wrong to deserve this!!
The tweet as we said was deleted, but we have got a list of the rules here for you, so if any girls wish to copy and paste them, it is easy to do!!
– You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
– You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
– You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere in public)
– You are NOT to go to Honda without me
– You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
– You are NOT to look at a single girl
– If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
– Mo is to NOT hang out [with]us every time we hang out
– You are NOT to ask for head
– You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
– You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
– You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
– I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
– If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
– If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
– If I catch you around girls I kill you
– You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
– Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
– We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
– If I say jump you say “how high princess”
– You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know your not messing around
– You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back