SWING WHAT YA MAMMA GAVE YA – 3 Day Swinger Festival In Birmingham This Weekend

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No wonder none of the @RealDesPardes media team was not answering their phones today! Apparently, they were away for the weekend? Hmmmmm. Coincidently Europe’s biggest swingers party is coming to the UK again for three days as raunchy revellers get into the swing of things

Hundreds of randy swingers are erecting their tents in a showground as the location of Swingfields festival is finally revealed. Europe’s biggest swingers party is coming to the UK again for three days as raunchy revellers get into the swing of things.

Swingfields’ location for this year’s “Aurora” event has now been revealed using handwritten “SF this way” signs around Malvern, Worcs.

The site is a closely-guarded secret and ticket holders who pay £170 for couples are only told 48 hours before the festival gets underway.

And as the temperature inside and outside the tents rocket – organisers will be providing free sun cream to stop randy revellers going redraw in the sun.

Drone pictures show a red double-decker party bus alongside a central marquee covering several double-beds. Large sex hammocks, big enough for several people to swing on, have been placed in the centre of the showground.

Other snaps showed four-poster beds dotted around the site as well as mysterious tents and marquees.

Paddling pools have also been erected around the festival with a line of chairs set up nearby so that crowds can watch others make a splash.

On Friday night partygoers will be encouraged to dress up at cowboys in a “raucous Wild West” themed night.

Residents in the area say they are happy for the sex festival to go ahead as long as the revellers don’t leave the compound.

The official Swingfields website states: “This three-day event will be working alongside ALL lifestyle groups, including LGBT communities, to ensure we deliver a fun and entertaining event for all.

“We have luxury showers and toilets available, and for those self-catering this year we also have washing up facilities.”Organisers are also offering glamping pods complete with bedding included to allow revellers to “just turn up and relax.”

Image: Tristan Potter / SWNS

 

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